Missing Peoples (Peak/Fasulo) Pilgrim pauper Billy said "son, I need man So help me find a woman, the fastest one you can" Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Little Jimmy Winslow hasn't had a bite for weeks His stomach's full of holes but he plugged up all the leaks Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Uncle Whitey's dying of a mystery disease His balls are always itching so we think that he has fleas Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Willy Nilly Freddie's always skipping school Sometimes he's a guitarist but he's better as a fool Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Father Tillmilrion says I got to feed my soul So I spend all of my free time eating moma's casserole Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Pidgy's on the front porch while her husband lies in bed She's know when she got up that her old man was dead Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Picadilly Jimmy said he's got to find a girl He never found one good enough and got himself a squirrel Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real Little Piggy Germy couldn't find his way back home So he dug himself a tunnel straight into the Biodome Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) Oh, no, no, no (We don't know any of these people) We just made them up None of these people are real