Right Between the Eyes (Fasulo)

She's a campsite woman who can get her kicks
Doesn't have to find a corner to get a fix
She knows her way home, she never gets lost
She coats everything with her secret sauce
She doesn't have to compromise
And she'll kick you right between the eyes

She's a capricious walnut with umbilical cords
She learned her lesson in a turquoise Ford
She'll bring you home to smell you fear
Take your hometown and steal you cheer
She never lets you see her cry
And she'll kick you right between the eyes

She'll never take you congressional love
She'll never move if you have to shove
She'll take your soul without touching your heart
She'll put your toe shoes in her shopping cart
She'll drag you from the buzzing flies
And she'll kick you right between the eyes

She gives your mongoose to her tire tread friends
And borrows your Tae Chi but never resends
She buys jigsaw puzzles 'cause they never talk back
She keeps sunrise pipe dreams in her private stacks
She's young but extremely wise
And she'll kick you right between the eyes

She's underrated by the desert frocks
She makes her own keys for imaginary locks
She survives on chicken nuggets and stone cold wit
She never thinks twice before chomping the bit
She never wears clothes her own size
And she'll kick you right between the eyes